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Dark Shadows - 4.6.4

A witch (Eva Green) is angry that a rich man (Johnny Depp) spurned her, so in retaliation she puts a spell on him in 1772, burying him alive as a vampire. Then he's accidentally dug up in 1972, and finds out that his descendants on the family estate are so dysfunctional that the matriarch (Michelle Pfeiffer) pays a live-in psychiatrist (Helena Bonham Carter). The vampire aims to set things straight. Also with Christopher Lee, Chloe Grace Moretz, Gulliver McGrath, Jonny Lee Miller and Jackie Earle Haley. Directed by Tim Burton. [1:53 - PG-13]

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The Avengers - 2.7.3

When a blue cube opens a door to other worlds and the evil deity Loki (Tom Hiddleston) comes through and starts turning humans into his minions, Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.), the Incredible Hulk (Mark Ruffalo), Thor (Chris Hemsworth), Captain America (Chris Evans) and other superheroes come together to protect humanity. Also with Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, Tom Hiddleston, Clark Gregg, Cobie Smulders, Stellan Skarsgård, Samuel L. Jackson, Gwyneth Paltrow and Paul Bettany. Directed by Joss Whedon. [2:22 - PG-13]

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Darling Companion - 4.3.4

The story of an empty nester (Diane Keaton) that rescues a dog along a freeway. But after the dog runs away on a walk, she must confront her disappointment with her husband (Kevin Kline), an emotionally distant surgeon. Also with Dianne Wiest, Richard Jenkins, Elisabeth Moss, Sam Shepard and Mark Duplass. Directed by Lawrence Kasdan. [1:43 - PG-13]

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The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel - 4.3.5

Several retired English men and women, including a newly widowed woman (Judi Dench), a couple (Bill Nighy and Penelope Wilton) that has lost its savings, a woman (Maggie Smith) with no family and no job and nervously awaiting a hip replacement, a judge (Tom Wilkinson) returning to his childhood home, a man (Ronald Pickup) looking for a new life and a new woman and a multiple divorcée (Celia Imrie) looking for a new husband travel to India to try out a ritzy new retirement hotel. When they arrive, they find it's not so ritzy. Also with Dev Patel, Tena Desae and Diana Hardcastle. Directed by John Madden. [2:04 - PG-13]

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Safe - 0.8.6

Jason Statham stars as a man with a dark past, suffering from guilt. When his wife is murdered, he becomes homeless and wanders the streets until one day he encounters a 12-year-old girl (Catherine Chan) hiding from Russian thugs. When he takes them on to protect her, he doesn't know just how deeply involved he will become. Also with Chris Sarandon, Anson Mount, James Hong, Reggie Lee, Robert John Burke, Sándor Técsy and Joseph Sikora. Directed by Boaz Yakin. [1:35 - R]

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The Raven - 2.8.5

Edgar Allen Poe (John Cusack) helps a police detective (Luke Evans) track down a serial killer that is using Poe's stories to stage killings; plus, he has kidnapped Poe's fiancée (Alice Eve) as his next victim. Also with Brendan Gleeson, Sam Hazeldine and Oliver Jackson-Cohen. Directed by James McTeigue. [1:50 - R]

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The Pirates! Band of Misfits - 2.3.2

Animated feature about a pirate (voiced by Hugh Grant) and his loser crew that dream of finally winning the annual Pirate of the Year Award against their archenemies (voiced by Jeremy Piven, Lenny Henry and Salma Hayek). The pirates must survive dangerous voyages from Blood Island to foggy London, but Queen Victoria (Imelda Staunton) presents obstacles for them in this Victorian-era "reality show." Also with the voices of Martin Freeman, Al Roker, Brian Blessed, Brendan Gleeson, David Tennant and Ashley Jensen. Directed by Peter Lord & Jeff Newitt. [1:27 - G]

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The Five-Year Engagement - 7.4.9

A man (Jason Segel) proposes to a woman (Emily Blunt) and they begin planning their wedding and their future together; when she is offered a post-doctoral position at a university in Michigan, they leave their San Francisco home thinking it will be a two year delay in their plans. But it doesn't turn out that way and as more time passes, it becomes harder and harder to pin down a wedding date. Also with Chris Pratt, Alison Brie, Rhys Ifans and Kevin Hart. Directed by Nicholas Stoller. [2:04 - R]

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The Lucky One - 6.5.4

A U.S. Marine (Zac Ephron), on his third tour of duty in Iraq, finds a discarded photo of a woman (Taylor Schilling). Keeping it in his pocket, he is convinced that the image saved him from death several times and when he returns home, he walks across the country on foot in search of the woman in the photograph. He finds more than he bargained for, but also more than he dreamed. Also with Blythe Danner, Jay R. Ferguson, Riley Thomas Stewart and Joe Chrest. Directed by Scott Hicks. [1:40 - PG-13]

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Chimpanzee - 0.3.0

The story of a chimp followed from his birth to when he is separated from his chimpanzee group and then unexpectedly adopted by the leader of his pack. Narrated by Tim Allen. Directed by Alastair Fothergill & Mark Linfield. [1:18 - G]

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Think Like a Man - 5.2.5

Tired of trying to figure men out, four women (Meagan Good, Regina Hall, Taraji P. Henson and Gabrielle Union) decide to behave just like them in the arena of love, after reading Steve Harvey's book "Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man." The women apply the tenets of the book, but their men (Michael Ealy, Jeremy Ferrara, Terrence Jenkins and Romany Malco) realize what is happening and vow to fight back. Also with Steve Harvey, Kevin Hart, Jennifer Lewis, Sherri Shepherd, Wendy Williams and Chris Brown. Directed by Tim Story. [2:00 - PG-13]

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Delicacy - 4.3.5

Film about the life of a woman (Audrey Tautou) who has to overcome the sudden death of her husband and soulmate. She throws herself into her work for years, but surprises all of her friends when she suddenly becomes involved with an unlikely co-worker. Also with Francois Damiens, Pio Marmai, Melanie Bernier and Bruno Todeschini. Directed by Stephane Foenkinos. In French with English subtitles (original title: "La Delicatesse"). [1:48 - PG-13]

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Monsieur Lazhar - 1.4.4

A middle-aged Algerian refugee (Mohamed Fellag) offers his services as a teacher after learning of an elementary school teacher's death. He soon finds himself torn between comforting the grieving students and overstepping the strict rules of teaching. Also with Sophie Nelisse, Emilien Neron, Danielle Prouix and Brigitte Poupart. Directed by Phillppe Falardeau. In French and Arabic with English subtitles. [1:34 - PG-13]

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Blue Like Jazz - 4.3.4

A young man raised as a Southern Baptist is preparing to leave home and go to a religious college to study writing. When he becomes disillusioned by the people he trusted most in his life, he takes a different turn and learns about life outside religion at a non-religious college. With Marshall Allman, Jason Marsden, Tania Raymonde, Claire Holt, Justin Welborn and William McKinney. Directed by Steve Taylor. [1:46 - PG-13]

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ATM - 1.7.5

Three co-workers (Alice Eve, Josh Peck and Brian Geraghty) leave an office Christmas party and make a stop at an ATM booth on their way home. They soon find themselves trapped inside when a menacing man stands guard in the parking lot with apparently violent intent. Also with Aaron Hughes, Omar Khan and Will Woytowich. Directed by David Brooks. [1:30 - R]

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Damsels in Distress - 5.4.3

A quirky set of female co-eds set out to change the male-dominated campus of Seven Oaks University with suicide prevention through tap-dancing and free-soap outreach. With Greta Gerwig, Adam Brody, Analeigh Tipton, Carrie MacLemore, Megalyn Echikunwoke and Aubrey Plaza. Directed by Whit Stillman. [1:39 - PG-13]

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Lockout - 2.6.5

Guy Pearce stars as a government agent wrongly accused of a crime and given a choice between 30 years in stasis on a penal colony in space or getting the president's daughter (Maggie Grace) back safely from the same colony. Also with Peter Stormare, Lennie James, Jacky Ido and Tim Plester. Directed by James Mather & Stephen St. Leger. [1:35 - PG-13]

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Touchback - 3.4.4

A former high school football star (Brian Presley) who becomes a farmer is given the chance to find fame during the Ohio State championship game. But he ruined one of his knees the first time he played and so the second time he asks a coach (Kurt Russell) what to do -- change history or accept the past? Also with Melanie Lynskey, Christine Lahti, Kevin Covais, Sarah Wright and Marc Blucas. Directed by Don Handfield. [1:58 - PG-13]

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The Three Stooges - 2.4.2

Based on the TV series: Three friends, Larry, Curly and Moe, start their relationship as toddlers in an orphanage and remain together, living and working until they learn one day that the orphanage will close unless they can raise $830,000. They head to the big city where they hope to save the day and are convinced to help a woman kill her husband for exactly the amount that they need. Also with Sean Hayes, Will Sasso, Chris Diamantopoulos, Jane Lynch, Sofia Vergara and Jennifer Hudson. Directed by Bobby & Peter Farrelly. [1:35 - PG]

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The Cabin in the Woods - 6.9.10

Several friends head to a remote cabin for a weekend of partying but shortly after they arrive strange noises and occurrences put them on their guard. Then one by one they begin to get killed. With Kristen Connolly, Chris Hemsworth, Anna Hutchison, Jules Fran Kranz, Jesse Williams, Richard Jenkins, Bradley Whitford, Brian White and Amy Acker. Directed by Drew Goddard. [1:35 - R]

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Detachment - 7.5.10

A long-term sub (Adrien Brody) drifts between various teaching jobs, until he finds a connection with the students and teachers at a high-risk school. Also with Christina Hendricks, Marcia Gay Harden, James Caan, Lucy Liu, Blythe Danner and Tim Blake Nelson. Directed by Tony Kaye. [1:37 - R]

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The Raid: Redemption - 1.10.10

Indonesian film about elite police officers that raid a tenement building run by a ruthless drug lord. The police must battle with an army of determined killers bent on preventing anyone from reaching their boss, who's hiding on the top floor. With Iko Uwais, Ananda George and Ray Sahetapy. Directed by Gareth Evans. (Original title: "Serbuan Maut.") [1:41 - R]

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Dark Tide - 3.7.5

When a professional diver (Halle Berry) has a near-lethal encounter with a shark, her fears and regrets drive her away from diving for years. However, when her former husband arranges an extremely lucrative deal to take him shark diving, she learns that her nightmares are still real, lurking just under the surface of the water. Also with Olivier Martinez, Ralph Brown and Mark Elderkin. Directed by John Stockwell. [1:34 - PG-13]

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American Reunion - 8.3.9

The same group of friends from the series "American Pie" return for their high school reunion 13 years later. Some have intimacy issues, maturity issues and marital strains and the rekindling of old love affairs and sexual escapades ensues. With Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan, Chris Klein, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Tara Reid, Seann William Scott, Mena Suvari, Eddie Kaye Thomas, John Cho, Jennifer Coolidge, Eugene Levy, Natasha Lyonne and Dania Ramirez. Directed by Jon Hurwitz & Hayden Schlossberg. [1:53 - R]

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Titanic - 6.6.5

The infamously unsinkable ship sinks spectacularly in this love story directed by James Cameron: An upper crust girl (Kate Winslet) engaged to a wealthy man (Billy Zane) and a third-class passenger (Leonardo DiCaprio) fall in love while aboard the iceberg-bound ship. Also with Frances Fisher, Gloria Stuart, Bill Paxton, Kathy Bates and Victor Gaber. Directed by James Cameron. [3:14 - PG-13]

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The Deep Blue Sea - 6.4.5

Adapted from a 1952 play by Terence Rattigan: Rachel Weisz stars as a woman who falls for a handsome RAF pilot and recent veteran of WWII and leaves her passionless marriage to a much older high court judge for him. After she attempts to kill herself, she experiences a series of flashbacks from events that had drastically changed her life. Also with Tom Hiddleston and Simon Russell Beale. Directed by Terence Davies. [1:38 - R]

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Goon - 7.8.10

Doug (Seann William Scott), a bouncer out of place in his brainy family, finds himself drafted to join a semi-pro hockey team made up of other misfits. He soon leads the team to glory, punching out anyone that stands in his way. Also with Jay Baruchel, Alison Pill, Liev Schreiber and Eugene Levy. Directed by Michael Dowse. [1:32 - R]

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Bully - 2.5.6

A documentary based on three American school children who are currently experiencing bullying, as well as the parents of two deceased children, who took their own lives after being bullied in school. It became controversial when the MPAA assigned the film an R rating and the studio decided to release it as unrated since an R rating would prevent its target audience of teens and pre-teens from seeing it unless accompanied by an adult. Directed by Lee Hirsch. [1:34 - NR]

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Mirror, Mirror - 3.4.2

A new take on the classic Snow White fairytale: After an evil queen (Julia Roberts) banishes the king and takes control of his kingdom, she also restricts the young princess Snow White (Lily Collins) to her room. After the resourceful princess escapes, she enlists the help of seven dwarves and a handsome prince (Armie Hammer) to help her win back her kingdom. Also with Sean Bean, Nathan Lane and Mare Winningham. Directed by Tarsem Singh. [1:46 - PG]

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Wrath of the Titans - 2.6.2

A decade after defeating the Kraken, demigod Perseus (Sam Worthington) lives in a small fishing village with his 10-year old son, Helius (John Bell). Meanwhile, a war rages between the Greek gods and the monstrous Titans: Since humans have lost faith in the gods, Kronos, father of brother gods Zeus (Liam Neeson), Hades (Ralph Fiennes) and Poseidon (Danny Huston) seeks to destroy the gods and humanity and Perseus joins Hades and Andromeda (Rosamund Pike) in a fight against the god of war Ares (Edgar Ramirez). Also with Bill Nighy and Toby Kebbell. Directed by Jonathan Liebesman. [2:00 - PG-13]

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The Hunger Games - 3.7.3

Movie version of Suzanne Collins' young-adult novel about a future world where a reality show pits teenage contestants against each other in a fight to the death: A young woman (Jennifer Lawrence) volunteers to take her younger sister's place and represent her district, along with a young man (Josh Hutcherson), in the annual televised competition; to survive they will have to kill other young people who represent their districts. Also with Stanley Tucci, Wes Bentley, Willow Shields, Liam Hemsworth, Elizabeth Banks, Woody Harrelson, Lenny Kravitz and Donald Sutherland. Directed by Gary Ross. [2:22 - PG-13]

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A Kid with a Bike - 2.5.5

After a young boy (Thomas Doret) is abandoned by his father and left in a state-run youth farm, a stranger (Cecile De France) takes pity on him and offers to foster him on the weekends. As the boy begins to grow up without his father, his new mentor tries to steer him in the right path. Also with Jeremie Renier and Fabrizio Rongione. Directed by Jean-Pierre Dardenne & Luc Dardenne. In French with English subtitles. [1:27 - NR]

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Jeff, Who Lives at Home - 4.4.8

An unemployed and aimless 30-year-old (Jason Segel) still lives in his mother's basement and finds himself searching for meaning in everything, including a chance run-in with his brother (Ed Helms), before they begin a day-long investigation into the possible infidelity of his sister-in-law. Also with Susan Sarandon, Judy Greer and Rae Dawn Chong. Directed by Jay Duplass & Mark Duplass. [1:23 - R]

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Casa de Mi Padre - 6.8.6

In a Spanish-language spoof of 1970's Mexican westerns, a man (Will Ferrell) and his brother (Diego Luna) feud over the use of their father's land. Their feud grows stronger when a neighboring drug lord (Gael Garcia Bernal) learns that one of the men is marrying his niece. Also with Nick Offerman, Pedro Armendariz Jr., Efren Ramirez and Genesis Rodriguez. Directed by Matt Piedmont. [1:24 - R]

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21 Jump Street - 7.7.10

A high school bully and his target (Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill) grow up to become bumbling police officers. They receive one final chance with the police force from their captain (Ice Cube) in a mission out of the Jump Street HQ: they have to infiltrate a high school, going undercover as students, in order to break up a drug ring. Also with Brie Larson, Dave Franco, Ellie Kemper and Rob Riggle. Directed by Phil Lord & Christopher Miller. [1:35 - R]

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Salmon Fishing in the Yemen - 6.5.5

When a Scottish fisheries expert (Ewan McGregor) is hired as a consultant to help a Sheik bring his beloved fly-fishing to the desert, he is paired with a management consultant (Emily Blunt) and the two embark on their improbable mission together. Also with Amr Waked, Catherine Steadman and Tom Beard. Directed by Lasse Hallström. [1:51 - PG-13]

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John Carter - 2.6.4

John Carter, a Civil War veteran (Taylor Kitsch) is mysteriously transported to Mars where he becomes immersed in the conflict between the various nations of the planet. When he meets a princess (Lynn Collins), he vows to help against her enemies. Also with Willem Dafoe, Thomas Haden Church, Ciaran Hinds, Samantha Morton, Daryl Sabara, Mark Strong and Dominic West. Directed by Andrew Stanton. [2:12 - PG-13]

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A Thousand Words - 4.3.4

Eddie Murphy stars as a high-powered literary agent bent on signing the newest new-age guru (Cliff Curtis) for his latest self-help book. After meeting with him, a mysterious tree appears in his yard and seems to die a little bit every time he speaks. Also with Clark Duke, Allison Janney, Kerry Washington, Jordan-Claire Green and Philip Pavel. Directed by Brian Robbins. [1:31 - PG-13]

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Silent House - 4.6.5

A twenty-something woman (Elizabeth Olsen) visits her family's abandoned lake house with her father (Adam Trese) in order to prepare it for sale. Dark and eerie, the house is home to strange events, apparitions, and secrets. Sealed into the shadowy house alone, she faces unexpected enemies in terror. Also with Eric Sheffer Stevens, Julia Taylor Ross and Haley Murphy. Directed by Chris Kentis & Laura Lau. [1:28 - R]

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Chico & Rita - 7.4.4

Animated feature set in 1948 Cuba as a flashback about the turbulent love affair between a talented pianist and a talented singer. With the voices of Limara Meneses, Eman Xor Oña, Mario Guerra, Jon Adams, Renny Arozarena, Blanca Rosa Blanco, Jackie de la Nuez. Directed by Tono Errando, Javier Mariscal & Fernando Trueba. In Spanish with English subtitles. [1:34 - NR]

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Playback - 7.8.8

Approximately 15 years after a gruesome murder several teens decide to do a school project about the event. As they begin to uncover some shocking facts about the murders, they also reveal what could be the mysterious motive. With Johnny Pacar, Toby Hemingway, Ambyr Childers, Jennifer Missoni, Jonathan Keltz, Alessandra Torresani, Christian Slater and Luke Bonczyk. Directed by Michael A. Nickles. [1:38 - R]

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Thin Ice - 5.6.8

After an insurance salesman (Greg Kinnear) is blackmailed by an unstable locksmith implicating him in the death of a local truck driver and the theft of a rare violin, his life changes. Also with Lea Thompson, Billy Crudup, Alan Arkin and David Harbour. Directed by Jill Sprecher. [1:33 - R]

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